I may or may not be suffering withdrawal symptoms from the Internet.

Having recently left the city behind me, and embraced the country life, I find myself being able to go online a lot less.

It may be because of the fresh air, and the scenery, the people, or the atmosphere.

Or it may not. Well actually, I know it’s not. There is simply no wi-fi here.

And it is quite annoying.

It just goes to show exactly how much the use of the Internet is ingrained onto our everyday lives.

For example, I was watching Olympic swimming the other day (possibly the highlight of my Summer). While watching, I found myself wondering what Twitter had to say about the races. Was Twitter sad about Phelps only getting silver in the 200fly? Or was Twitter a Le Clos fan? Was Twitter supporting Adlington, like most of the crowd seemed to be? Or was Twitter rooting for Ledecky?

Without the Internet, I couldn’t tell. I didn’t have a clue what was going on in the world of social networks. And I’m ashamed to say it bothered me.

I consider myself a reader. I value books more than the Internet or music.

So I didn’t expect myself to be missing the Internet, at least not surrounded by all my books.

But as unexpected as it was, it happened. I miss the Internet. I miss Twitter, I miss WordPress, I miss Leakynews, I miss Youtube, I (to a lesser extent) miss Facebook.

I miss being able to read the blogs I follow. I miss not being able to catch up on my Youtube subscriptions. I miss the latest casting news, the latest online news, the latest anything, to be honest.

But to be completely honest, there’s nothing I can do about it.

And yes, this was a very long and drawn out way of saying, I have no access to the Internet, and therefore, I can’t post as regularly as I’d like to.

Sorry about, but the nearest library (where I am currently sitting) is a twenty minute drive away, and there are no buses, so I have to rely on lifts.

So yeah, sorry about that.

See this? I don’t have this…

I find this slightly strange…

These are the search terms that brought people to the blog this week.

  • Jeff Blim
  • jeff Blim starkid
  • holy musical b@man review
  • holy musical b@man
  • Jaime Lyn Beatty candy
  • joey Richter holy musical batman
  • Josh Hutcherson paparazzi
  • Tom Felton (How many pages would you have to search through to find this blog with that search??)
  • Willow Shields
  • Starkid
  • Let the 74th annual Hunger Games begin
  • one liners from Effie trinket
  • peer pressure in mockingjay (I’m as confused as you are…)
  • Josh hutcherson getting hassled by paparazzi
  • what part did Lauren Lopez play in holy musical b@man
  • holy musical batman joey Richter
  • jazz hands make everything better (It’s catching on!)
  • willow shields kaç yaşında (I have no idea…)
  • holy musical b@man knee-high converse
  • starkid jeff blim
  • holy musical b@man sweet tooth pun list
  • knee-high converse holy musical b@man
  • joey Richter holy musical batman not (WHY that word order??)
  • now that holy musical b@man is over what next
  • nick lang, holy b@tman musical
  • holy musical b@man candy
  • review holy musical b@man
  • who does Lauren Lopez play in holy musical batman
  • who played sweet tooth in holy musical batman?
  • what happened to joey Richter batman
  • holy musical b@man underwear
  • Jaime as candy starkid
  • holy musical batman review
  • “Lauren Lopez”
  • dodgy countdown (??)
  • who plays batman’s dad in holy musical b@man
  • why was joey Richter not in holy musical b@man
  • one direction status for Facebook (I’m slightly ashamed that that’s linked to my blog…)
  • Seneca Crane beard jokes
  • CHCF Hunger games
  • Irish someecards
  • Tron Pittacus
  • Johanna mason casting
  • Johanna Mason open casting call
  • Josh Hutcherson only has on leg (??)
  • someecards One Direction (Again, ashamed…)
  • Wilfred Owen cynical (??)
  • Auditions for Skullduggery Pleasant… (It had to happen eventually…)

It seems there’s several common themes…

I apologise for this sad excuse for a post, but I’m back to school now, so I don’t have much time. I’ll make it up to you with this funny picture of a distressed penguin…

Hardeeharhar...

So until next time just remember:
Apparently I’m now a fandom blog, and jazz hands make everything better…

Wow…

I logged on today, to find 10 times the usual amount of views. Why?

Micheal Grant tweeted about me! (ie. The blog)

The twitter machine...

Just thought I’d make a short post about it to brag.

Bad joke of the day:

What happened to the plumber who was working on top of the skyscraper?

He plunged to his death! (harharhar)

So until next time just remember:

I’m clearly the boss of Twitter by now, and Jazz hands make everything better…

Stuff people searched for today that lead them to this blog…

Here’s the list:

  • I’m far too cynical
  • Johanna Mason casting
  • Josh Hutcherson Jazz (Who searches them at the same time?!)
  • Cynical blog
  • When will casting begin for Mockingjay
  • No time for anything

Just thought I’d share that, feel free to ignore this terribly short post. (That is clearly a very subtle plea for comments etc…)

Giggly picture of the day:

Har har har...

Just remember, Jazz hands make everything better!

No time for anything…

It’s a common problem, having no time. It affects people of all classes, races, and pie preferences. There’s no escaping it and it’s highly contagious.

I’ve done absolutely nothing blog worthy lately. I ate, I slept, I read, I studied, and I spent one extremely torturous day shopping.

Oh, a few books.

  • The Carbon Diaries by Saci Lloyd.
  • The Future of Us by Jay Asher and Carolyn Mackler (Which was TERRIBLE!)
  • Divergent by Veronica Roth.

I’m so sorry for the lack of posts, and the shortness of this one, but as I’ve stressed before, I have no time. Until the weekend!

Here’s an awesome picture I found.

The Hunger Games

Until next time just remember:

Shopping is not always a happy experience, and Jazz hands make everything better…